breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

(via sarahfreeland)


japcoregalore:

this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering

japcoregalore:

this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering

(via a-grown-up-devil)


Vermutlich haben Sternschnuppen nicht den Job, unsere Wünsche zu erfüllen, sondern uns gut überlegen zu lassen, was wir uns denn wünschen.
(via jahreher)

(via jahreher)


Wärst du hier, ich würde dich einfach nur in den Armen nehmen und mit dir kuscheln wollen.

She’s the type of girl that can be so hurt but can still look at you and smile
Marilyn Monroe (via missinyouiskillingme)

(via uunnwichtig)




“Into The Woods" Katrin Thormann By Erik Madigan Heck For Uk Harper’s Bazaar September 2014

Into The Woods" Katrin Thormann By Erik Madigan Heck For Uk Harper’s Bazaar September 2014


eps-ilon:

what goes around comes around

(via 5-vor-12)


japcoregalore:

this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering

japcoregalore:

this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering

(via a-grown-up-devil)


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karambol8ge:

herzpenis:

karambol8ge:

herzpenis:

Popo

:D

BOAH LISA!!! :D

Ich heiße nicht Lisa

Aber meine Schwester(koenigedochungekroent) ;) :D

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaas iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis


(via karambol8ge)



panicatthesocialgathering:

HEAVY METAL BROKE MY 

image

HEART

(via karambol8ge)


treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

(via karambol8ge)


queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(via karambol8ge)